50 Questions You've Never Been Asked

I'm such a sucker for these questionnaire posts! Does that make me a narcissist? Taking this one from Risa at http://risakerslakewrites.com/.

01. What’s your favorite candle scent?
I'd have to say Black Cherry. I gravitate toward fruity/berry scents. Lately I've been loving Cinnamon as well. I'm not sure where that came from.

02. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
Emma Stone. I just think she is so funny and would be a blast to hang around with. Although her gorgeousness would probably give me a complex.
 
03. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
I can't imagine having a brother. Right now I'm going to say James Cordon. I've been binge-watching episodes of Carpool Kareoke and I would just love to drive around and sing with him. And his accent is adorable.

04. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?
Well, I got married when I was 22, which was younger than I'd thought I'd be.


05. Do you know a hoarder?
Not in the extreme sense, no.

06. Can you do the splits?
Ha. No.
 
07. How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike?
I remember getting a "real" bike for my birthday when I was maybe 5? But I couldn't ride a two wheeler until I was probably 10.
 
08. How many oceans have you swam in?
Just one, the Atlantic when we honeymooned in the Bahamas!  I've only been to the ocean once and I can't even said I "swam". Mostly waded around and then rode a jet ski. It was beautiful and so clear, but I did wish I had watershoes, because it was super rocky to walk around in.


09. How many countries have you been to?
Just Canada (and the Bahamas)

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
No. It's so admirable, but it was scare me to death.
 
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Names are so hard for me. The plan when we had Tyler was a girl would have been Abigail. With AJ, we planned on Annabelle, I think? Right now I would pick neither of those. I'm quite partial to Hannah Rose, but I'm not sure I'd actually use it because I like names with nicknames.
 
12. What would you name your son if you had one?
I don't have another boys name in mind, really. Obviously we've chose Tyler, Alexander, and Gabriel.
 
13. What’s the worst grade you’ve got on a test?
I probably got at least 1 F on some quiz or test.
 
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid?
Probably Full House

15. What did you dress up as for Halloween when you were 8?
Oh man, I don't really remember by year...I was a ballerina, a princess...I don't even remember very many of my costumes. The mind is going, I guess lol!

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Oh yes, I've read all three. Harry Potter was huge for me.

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
Oh British, I love it.
 
18. Did your mother go to college?
She actually got a college degree in accounting about 10 years ago, accomplishing something she'd always wanted to.

19. Are your grandparents still married?
Both sets of my grandparents have passed away and 3 out of 4 of Adam's Grandparents. All of them were married when the first of each couple passed though. My mom's parents were married more than 50 years when my Grandpa died.



20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
No, that's not something that appeals to me.
 
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
Child of the 80's, of course!
 
22. What was the first amusement park you went to?
I went to Santa Claus Land (Now Holiday World) when I was a tiny baby.
 
23. What language beside your native language would you like to be fluent in?
I took many years of French class, but never became fluent. I'd probably most like to be fluent in sign language, it facinates me.
 
24. Do you spell the color grey or gray?
Oh, I've probably done both!

25. Is your father bald?  
Nope, he's very white though. And in denial about it.

 

26. Do you know any triplets? 
I don't believe so. Lots of twins, though.
 

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
I've actually never watched the Notebook. I probably should do that. Titanic is great though. I saw it on a date with a guy in high school and he left the theater to use the bathroom when Jack and Rose were still in the water. I knew our relationship was as doomed as Jack.
 
28. Have you ever had Indian food?
No. Too much spice for me, I think.
 
29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant?
Texas Roadhouse. Yummy.
 
30. Have you ever been to Nandos?
I don't know what that is. Should I?

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, Bookers, etc.)?
No. We had a membership for one year and literally didn't use it once after the first time.

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
I was supposed to be a boy. They told my mom she was having boy/girl twins. I was going to be Alex.

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
Liss, Lissy, Mel. Adam mostly calls me Babe.
 
34. Who’s your favorite person in the world?
Three way tie for my boys.

35. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?
Halfway in between. I don't want to live literally in a city, but not too far from convenience either. That's why I live in the 'burbs.
 

36. Can you whistle?
Sure. I can whistle when breathing in or out.
 
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
No. I like it pretty dark but not pitch black.
 

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
Week days yes. I sometimes skip on the weekend.

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
Yes. I take medication for my lupus, along with a multivitamin and Vitamin D.

40. What medical conditions do you have?
Lupus, neutropenia (low white blood cell count), coloboma (eye)

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
I've had I think 7 surgeries, but most of them were outpatient. Aside from being born, I've stayed in the hospital 3 times--when the boys were born and my appendectomy.


42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
Of course!
 
43. Where do you buy your jeans?
Old Navy, usually.


44. What’s the last compliment you got?
My coworker said she liked my top today.
 
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
If I do, it's usually because they are super strange or bad.

46. What flavor of tea do you enjoy?
I haven't tasted a lot of different types. I did have raspberry leaf tea when I was trying to get labor going with AJ and it was quite tasty.

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
A lot, but I don't really wear a lot of different ones. Probably about 8 pairs I wear regularly.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
Christian/Catholic
 
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
I don't remember a revelation of any kind, I just sort of knew.

50. Why do you have a blog?
I started one because Angie had one and it was funny. Over time it became a place to document things I want to remember, sort of a diary. No one reads, but I'm okay with that. It will help me remember things and I like that.

Whew! Well hi, 2014!

Oh my goodness, I always forget how insane December can get!  I'm glad it's over, but I'm actually having a hard time adjusting to not being so busy!  I still want to do my ornament post, but I haven't had any luck getting good pics. My cell phone flashes too much.  We'll see if I get it done before we take down the tree!

Still going strong on the fitness front--I placed second in the challenge at work, with a total of 13% lost--the winner lost 14%, so close!  I'll get $100, so that's good.  I've been doing Jillian's Shred It With Weights, which is a kettlebell workout--super intense!  Next up is abs, I feel the burn already!

Christmas was very nice.  AJ still doesn't totally "get" it, but Tyler had a ton of fun. I'm loving my kindle fire (thanks babe!) and my mom likes hers too.  New Years was quiet and uneventful, aside from Tyler being a little bit sicky. 

And so!  Another year gone!  Last year was...well it was!  Nothing horrifically awful, nothing amazingly life changing!  So here's my yearly survey thingy!

YEARLY SURVEY!
1. What did you do in 2013 that you’d never done before? I visited the West Coast, California!  It was AWESOME!

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?  I don't know that I "resolved" anything, but I finally FINALLY made some major progress on losing weight and getting healthy.  I'm inching toward 40 lbs lost and I LOVE IT!

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? My friend Pam had her first baby girl in April!

4. Did anyone close to you die? Adam's Grandpa passed away just a few weeks ago. 

5. What countries did you visit?  Still no progress on that one.

6. What would you like to have in 2014 that you didn’t have in 2013? I would like to be able to buy a bigger house that suits my growing family better!--That was last years answer, but it REALLY needs to happen this year!

7. What dates from 2013 will be etched upon your memory, and why? Nothing really jumps out this year.  I'm okay with that though, we'll call it a rebuilding year

8. What was your biggest achievement of this year? Has to be getting healthier, dropping over 35 lbs and at least two pants sizes!

9. What was your biggest failure? I'd like to think I didn't have any major failures!

10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Nope, stayed pretty healthy this year.

11. What was the best thing you bought? Well we bought two "new" cars this year and I am really hoping they go on to be reliable long time vehicles for us!

12. Whose behavior merited celebration? AJ's milestones--it's so fun to watch them do things for the first time!

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? Nothing is immediately coming to mind.  I'm sure there were news stories that got to me though.

14. Where did most of your money go? Bills, cars, kids

15. What did you get really excited about? California and each pound that I lost!

16. What song will always remind you of 2013? Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.  She annoys the pants off of me and that video is needlessly raunchy, but I like the song, damn it.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer? Happier, THINNER (YAY!), and about the same I guess

18. What do you wish you’d done more of? House projects!

19. What do you wish you’d done less of? I can't really think of anything

20. How did you spend Christmas? We stayed at home and enjoyed ourselves immensely!

21. Did you fall in love in 2013? More and more with my kids and hubby every day

22. What was your favorite TV program? Still gotta be the Big Bang Theory!

 23. What was the best book you read? A tie between "Single Infertile Female" and "Hyperbole and a Half" both written by bloggers I adore.

24. What was your greatest musical discovery? I'm sort of in love with Pink!

25. What did you want and get? Healthier!

26. What did you want and not get? A promotion and a house

27. What was your favorite film of 2013? Catching Fire!

28. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I turned 31!  I think we were all just getting over being sick and I was super busy at work, but I'm sure we had dinner and cake and loveliness.

29. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? More SPACE!

30. How would you describe your personal fashion concept of 2013?  Well, not by choice, but baggy clothes!  Nothing fits, in a good way!

31. What kept you sane? My family, especially my kiddos, my friends, working out (it's true, it's stress relieving) and a little bit of relaxation time daily.

32. What political issue stirred you the most? I'm so sick about hearing about the healthcare drama I could puke.

33. Who did you miss? My sister, my grandparents and my great aunt--still true

 34. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2013. Take time to work on yourself is sooo important!

 35. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year."Say what you want to say, let the words fall out honestly. I want to see you be Brave!" Brave by Sarah Bareilles

Fill it in Friday!

Snagged this idea from my friend's blog (http://postonmommymonologues.blogspot.com/) and thought I would join in.  The idea is there will be a new survey thingy every Friday.  Hoping it will make for some informative light hearted content!  Feel free to join, fellow bloggers!

1.   The best news I ever received was....When I found out I was pregnant with Tyler.

2.  Something I’m looking forward to is.... Hopefully having another child.

3.  Something I would never do is....Eat caviar.  Seriously. 

4.  If I could choose someone to be my life coach (famous or not, living or dead), I’d choose....Wow tough one.  Serious answer would be Princess Diana because I think she dealt with every situation with such poise and grace.  However, I will say one of the first things the popped into my head was Dory from Finding Nemo. That funny little fish gave some solid advice!

5.  If I had to put a label on my style it would be.... Casual but feminine. I'm very much a comfort girl, but I do put some effort into putting together what I wear.

6.  One should always.... be kind to themselves and others

7.  I want to....take a vacation!

Tagged!

1. If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals or are they members of your family?
I have a dog and three cats. My mom, who lives with us has two cats. My sister, who is also staying with us right now, has two dogs. So that means that I have three dogs and five cats. I love my animals, but I have to admit they've become more pets than family members over the last few years, especially since I had Tyler. Especially my cats.

2. If you could have a dream come true, what would it be?
Right now? To have a healthy baby girl.

3. What would you do with a billion dollars?
I have sent way too much time thinking about this. I would hire someone smart who could help me make the best of my money first. I would pay off my debts and the debts of my immediate family. I would then build a house, take a real vacation, and then sit down and figure out how I want to proceed with my life. i'd like to start some sort of non-for-profit organization to help others. I'm not the type to lay about for the rest of my life.

4. What helps to pull you out of a bad mood?
Watching my son be goofy!

5. What are your earliest memories?
I think I remember moving from Sherman Drive to the house I grew up. I remember sitting on boxes and eating White Castles.

6. How did you meet your significant other?
My friends Gabby and Pat introduced us, we met on a blind date.

7. What kind of books do you read?
Lots of different things. Romance types mostly. I also love the Harry Potter books.

8. How do you see yourself in 10 years?
Hopefully in a larger house! I hope to have at least one more child, hopefully a girl. I hope to be somewhat happy in my job and financially stable.

9. What’s your fear?
Losing the people I love.

10. Would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to see outer space?
Nah.

11. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Think a second on if it was the alarm, Tyler, or my bladder that woke me.

12. If you could change one thing about your significant other, what would it be?
I really don't think I would change anything! Maybe he could stop picking his nails and clearing his throat?

13. If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?
I put a lot of pressure on names! Something feminine, not too common, with a good nickname. That's about as specific as I can get.

14. What are your pet peeves?
Ignorance and criticism.

15. If you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?
Probably pizza.

16. What is the thing you enjoy about blogging the most?
I love it when people comment! It makes me feel so special when I realize people actually read what I had to say.

17. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
LOL I never REALLY knew. I thought about teacher, artist, writer, singer. I even considered 911 operator once. I watched too much Rescue 911 and the only time anything ever happened to them was a lady with diabetes. I figured it was the safest profession. Yeah I don't know how my mind works.

18. Do you have any recurring dreams?
Not really. I dream really randomly.

19. If you had to choose between vacationing at the beach or in the mountains where would you go?
That's hard...I'm going to say beach but not busy and not too hot.

20. What show/movie did you love as a child that, turns out, is really terrible to watch as an adult?
Bambi. Depressing.

Year in review

1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before? Got Knocked Up!

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I don't think I made any. I probably wanted to lose weight. Which I did. Then I gained some back. Then I got preggers and lost a bunch. Now I've gained some. So all in all I'm around where I started.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Lots! My s-i-l and a bunch of friends and friends of friend. And I will pretty soon.

4. Did anyone close to you die? My grandma.

5. What countries did you visit? the great land of nowheresville

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008? A new career path and a baby.

7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? The day in May when I found out I was pregnant.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? the baby.

9. What was your biggest failure? work I guess

10. Did you suffer illness or injury? I've been sick to death from pregnancy, but other than that...

11. What was the best thing you bought? nothing springs to mind. I guess the Explorer, cause now we have two cars.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration? My family for putting up with pregnant me.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? many many people

14. Where did most of your money go? living expenses

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? baby

16. What song will always remind you of 2008? Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer? Probably happier, a lot fatter but that's cause of baby, and about the same

18. What do you wish you’d done more of? dunno

19. What do you wish you’d done less of? dunno

20. How did you spend Christmas? at home, then f-i-l and s-i-l

21. Did you fall in love in 2008? I am

22. What was your favorite TV program? Project Runway, ANTM

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? nah

24. What was the best book you read? i read to many to remember

25. What was your greatest musical discovery? Taylor Swift

26. What did you want and get? baby

27. What did you want and not get? a new job

28. What was your favorite film of this year? was juno this year

29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I don't think I did anything exciting. I turned 26

30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? money and not having to work

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008? comfy? fits? good to go

32. What kept you sane? family and friends

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? fancy? Lol

34. What political issue stirred you the most? I'm not into politics

35. Who did you miss? my grandma, grandpa and Aunt Ruth.

36. Who was the best new person you met? I haven't met anyone really significant

37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008. letitgo

38. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. “I been spending way too much time checking my tongue in the mirror/and bending over backwards just to try and see clearer.” (Can't top that)

Thanksgiving Survey

Thanksgiving Survey

My laziness knows no bounds. Hell with it.

How intensely do you celebrate Thanksgiving, on a 1-10 scale?
Well we have been pretty low key the last few years and even more so this year, but we kick it in the food department, so i guess an 8?

1. What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving?
eating all day without feeling bad about it

2. Do you eat Turkey? What foods are on your table every year?
Actually, no, I don't. It's a texture thing. I've never liked it. I concentrate on the veggies, rolls, mashed potatoes and of course pumpkin pie

3. What are your Thanksgiving traditions, is there something you do every year?
Dinner somewhere. This year it's here. My immediate family usually spends the day together, watching a movie, helping with the meal, etc.

4. Do you watch the Macy's Day Parade?
not really

5. What are you thankful for?
My family and friends, my pets, Adam, my "health", my job I don't hate, and my new house etc.

6. Do you go shopping on Black Friday -the next day?
I tried last year. crowds make me crazy. I'd venture out if there was something I had to have, but usually I steer clear. I'll have to do that enough once I have kids that want the toy of the year.

7. Do you celebrate Buy Nothing Day?
Yes

8. Do you watch football at home?
Not really, but the Colts are playing tonight, so Adam will have it one.

9. Do you have a favorite Thanksgiving Memory?
Nothing specific. Mostly going to my grandparents. It was always the same, a good meal, playing with my cousins (I remember a lot of glasses fogging up cause we went in and out of the cold), someone getting in a fight with someone, that kind of thing

10. It's not Thanksgiving without...
family

11. What will be different about this Thanksgiving?
It's the first year since my parents divorce. That'll be really different.

Scary Survey

Scariest Survey EVER

Would you rather...

1.) Be able to comsume fatty foods without gaining weight OR be able to have unprotected sex without getting sexual diseases?

Ew. BLTs not STDs.

2.) Be able to communicate with animals, but only the nerds OR be able to read people's minds but only when they are thinking about aluminum siding topics and issues?

Easy. Animals. I've always been considered a nerd.

3.) Have a knack for model train set-ups but have an irresistible urge to punch people named Mildred in the breast and thighs OR be able to make anything shiny but be unable to refrain from making the tug boat gesture and sound any time an overweight person enters a room?

Number one, since I don’t know anyone named Mildred, and if I did, they might deserve it.--WORD

4.) During sex, be able to read the mind of the person you are having sex with OR be able to hit you or your partner's G-spot by finding Waldo in a Where's Waldo book? (each page used only once)

The mind reading thing encompasses both, n'est pas? Sorry I'm on a french kick. Use it or lose it. It means, "Is is not?"

5.)Every hour on the hour, change which gender you are attracted to OR turn your sexual partner into Tony Danza when you climax, and then turn them back to themselves the next time you have sex with them?

I'm not that okay with either one, since I happen to be straight. However, I'm fine with alternative lifestyles and not so fine with creppy old guys, so we'll go with A.


6.)Have your mom have to put on your condom like she was dressing you as a child OR never be able to call your spouse by the same name twice?

MMkkay Mom and condom should never appear in the same sentence, so I have no choice but to go with B.

7.)Have to use condoms that come in a wrapper where you have to finish the crossword puzzle before it can be opened OR be unable to shake the image of Meadowlark Lemon during all sexual congress?

The puzzle would be part of the fun! Plus, I'm married. I technically don't have to use a condom. And, there are other forms of bc if I got tired of puzzles


8.) Never be able to experience orgasm OR perpetually experience orgasm?

B hands down.

9.) Attract swarms of fireflies when aroused OR have the sound of microphone feedback intermittently emanating from your crotch?

LMAO, I can't say it better, twin: Feedback from my crotch would be hilarious.


10.) Your penis/breasts increase in size by 10 percent each year OR decrease in size by 2 percent each year?

Crap that's hard. I would hate to be bigger chested, but Adam's a boob man. I guess B, since it's only 2% a year. He'd get to enjoy them until they started sagging anyways.

11.) Vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

MS Help blows but I have to work sometime Option B.

12.) Have Bettie Davis eyes OR Charles Manson eyes?

Ew A.

13.) Be able to simulate the voice of anybody you meet OR simulate the hair?

I could make serious bank by simulating voices. I’ll take it. AGAIN I SAY WORD!

14.) Be able to achieve orgasm at will OR be able to make anyone other than yourself achieve orgasm at your will?

Others, how cool would that be? "Ding! You can thank me later." This was the last person’s answer, but I couldn’t change it. Perfect. I will have to second that earlier response. Although I was going to be totally selfish.

15.) Have taste buds all over your body OR have a malleable stress-ball head?

Stress ball head. I love those things!!!

16.)Have an ever-changing tattoo that takes the form of whatever image you will it be OR be able to psychically see anybody's internet browser history when looking at them?

Changing tattoo would rock!

17.) Have Gatorade saliva OR be able to murmur fluently in twelve languages?

me no likey gatorade. Beaucoup de culture!!!

18.) Be able to insist on paying for the check but never actually get stuck with it OR know exactly what the person on the other end of the phone looks like simply by hearing their voice?

The first one. :)

19.) Slide naked down a fire man's pole covered with tacks into a pool of scotch OR cheese-grate the skin off your left forearm

The second, but I’m weeping for either.

20.) Chew a used condom as gum for an hour OR have all your pubic hairs become ingrown? GAH!!! I think i have to say...oh crap man. B I guess but GAWD!

21.) Sleep a night on a bed of peanut butter OR next to a humidifier full of urine?

Peanut butter. What sick bastard wrote this survey.

22.) Have invisible skin OR see in strobe light?

See in strobe light. Then I could just gouge my eyes out. --Word. The only option.

23.) Have an intense urge to whisper sweet nothings into the ears of bus drivers as you pay your fare OR have parents who affectionately refer to you as "anal cakes"? Ew. I'm walking. A.

24.) Have permanent Cheetoh residue on your fingertips OR appear as Shemp of the three stooges in all photographs?
Cheetoh residue, as long as it didn’t get on my clothes or others. AGREED

25.) Have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street's Elmo hand puppet?

It would be A, because I refuse to violate my childhood. AGAIN, I must concur.

Would your rather your only porn be......
1.) 6 second clips of hot people OR 2 minute clips of moderately attractive people? 2 minutes. I can’t get anything done in 6 seconds.
2.) Verbose, subtle erotic fiction OR pornographic Magic Eye 3D pictures? The first one. (Am I really going to post this in my blog?!)
3.) Animal Nature documentaries OR suggestive cloud formations? Cloud formations are much more fun.
4.) Geometric shapes OR family reunion pictures? SHAPES. No family EVER.
Again, I can't do better than this.

Would you rather live in a world....
1.) Where women were given equal pay, opportunity, and access to jobs OR where men experience the pains of the birth process along with women?

That's so hard. Can't I have B, just for one day??? My wallet says A.

2.) Where there was a rapper-like East Coast/West Coast feud of mimes OR where the pledge of allegiance was changed to the lyrics to "Eye of the Tiger"?

Stupid. A.

3.) Where Teletubbies were a common species of creature that lived in the wild OR where there were evil, bizzaro arch-enemy versions of ourselves?

I think Teletubbies scare me more than enemy-types.

4.) Where the convention of singing "Happy Birthday" was replaced with "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by Bachman Turner Overdrive OR where congressional debate was settled by dodgeball contests?

Dodgeball! Helltotheyeah!!

5.) Without skin moisturizer OR without cream cheese?

Cream cheese. I have really dry skin.

(Guys) Would you rather have sex with....
1.) Hillary Clinton OR Natalie from Facts of Life? (This doesn’t apply to me, but Natalie. At least she was my age-ish.)
2.) Jessica Rabbit OR Daphne from Scooby Doo? (Duh, Jessica Rabbit.)
3.) Venus Williams OR Sheryl Crow if she spoke in the voice of an old Jewish man? (Sheryl Crow, I’d tape her mouth shut.) WoRD

Ladies...Would you rather have sex with...
1.) Bryant Gumble OR Weird Al Yankovic?

Bryant Gumble. Al might creep me out in that sitch.

2.) Alex Trebec OR Larry David?

That's sad. I don't know who Larry David is.

3.) Johnny Depp without a leg OR Tom Selleck without a moustache?

DUH Johnny's a hottie with a body, legs or no legs.

Immoral Dilemmas
1.) You are walking down the street and see an open briefcase with $1,000 in it. Across the street there is a police station. Do you spend it on whores or crack?

Stupid. I want neither drugs nor whores.

2.) You're driving at night and hit a dog. No one witnesses you hitting the dog. Do you bake or broil it?

This section sucks. I would cry

3.) You're waiting at a red light at 4 am. There isn't a car in sight. No one would see if you ran the light. Do you masturbate with your left or right hand?

Wha?! Wait ‘til I got home, Mr. Icky Survey! (ROTFLMAO I can't change that.)

Oh I need a shower after that. So sorry, but it was long so I can't not post it.

I'm alive, heres a survey

Surveys aren't cheating, right?

Current Book: My own, actually. I'm writing a pseudo novel thingy that I'm obsessed with
Current Shame-Inducing Guilty Pleasure: talking in a baby voice. Cause well, i just do.
Current Favorite Colors: Red which I rarely wear, but suddenly like, and the colors of the leaves outside.
Current Fetish: sex au natural. Sorry, new discover for me.
Current Favorite Food: cherry sourballs. Addicting
Current Favorite Drink: Tea. Makes my tummy happy
Current Link: www.icanhascheezburger.com. I can’t help it, it cracks me up.
Current Favorite Outfit: I got a really cute skirt and some black boots recently. Plus a purply top. I haven't even worn it out.
Current Fragrance: that new pomegranate stuff from bbw
Current Wish-List: baby, money, jewelry
Current Favorite Film: Shakespere in love is the first thing that comes to mind, cause it was on last night
Current Music: “Teardrops on my guitar”
Current Anticipation: stupid trip to MO next week
Current Triumph: got through this week
Current Bane(s) of My Existence: annoying sales guy at work that can't do anything by the rules
Current Celebrity Crush: Orlando Bloom, Heath Ledger
Current Indulgence: Halloween candy
Current #1 Blessings: my hubby my family, my friends and my pets
Current Mood: Sleepy.
Current Weather: Cool and clear. Love me some autumn.

Nothing to write about so....

A Survey:

What time do you get up in the mornings?
During the week, 6:15, on the weekends whenever I can't shut my brain up any longer

First thoughts waking Up?
A few minutes...

Do you shower Daily?
Usually

Do you believe in Life on other planets?
I’m not arrogant enough not to.

How do you take your coffee?
I can't drink it anymore, so I drink hot tea with lots of sugar

Do you eat breakfast?
I have to.

Do you prefer sleeping alone?
I haven't done that in a long time. I like my bed-buddies

Do you smoke cigarettes?
Nope.

Have you ever burnt your hair?
maybe on accident

Do you sleep with a pillow?
yes a regular one and a throw pillow

What were your habits as a child?
finding quiet spots to make my own, daydreaming

Do you want kids?
yes

Are you an only child?
Nope, never. Not even in utero. (LOL Sis)

Do you like road trips?
Yeah,

Who are your 6 best friends?
Kelly, Chell, Angie, Adam, Mandy, my mom

Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
I never have

Do you eat leftovers?
Yep, if it’s food I like.

Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship?
In a relationship

Are you in a relationship now?
lol yeah

Have you ever cheated?
Nope.

Have you ever been cheated on?
not to my knowledge

Once a cheater, always a cheater?
not always, but the possiblity is more likely.

Pajamas or naked?
t-shirt

What do you take when you have a headache?
muscle relaxors

Roughing it or luxury hotel?
Probably luxury hotel

Beach or pool?
either

Would you give your number out to a stranger?
probably not

Ever hitchhiked?
actually yes, kind of. A friend and I had a flat tire on the interstate one night and as we were walking to a phone, a guy stopped and offered us a ride. We were reluctant, but we did it and we got lucky and he wasn't a psycho. but I wouldn't recommend it.

Ever picked up a hitchhiker?
no

Roses or daisies?
both

Do you consider yourself conceited?
I try not to be

Is your hair its original color ?
yes

Do you wear makeup?
a little

Do you eat ranch with your pizza?
No

Do you believe in God?
Yep.

Do you have a crush on anybody right now?
Yep!

Does he/she know it ?
well, marrying him probably gave him a clue

What food could you absolutely never give up?
spaghetti.

Who's your favorite cartoon? South Park

What TV. shows do you watch?
Project Runway, ANTM, What not to wear, CSI

Do you think you're attractive?
not really

Are you allergic to anything?
no.

Ever had your heart broken?
Yep.

Who was the last person to hurt you?
my dad

Who was the last person you hurt?
my dad

Do you wear socks to bed?
Bleh, no.

How do you feel about breast implants?
i don't need them, but to each his own

What kind of shampoo do you use?
pantene

Have you ever been in love?
Yes

Do you think love is real for young people?
I think it can be.

Have you ever loved somebody who didn't love you?
Yes, several people.

Black or white?
white

Say your opinion, or keep it to yourself?
depends

The snow or the sun?
both

Favt. Song at the Moment?
a song called good night by Amber Rhodes

Favt. Band?
Bowling for Soup and BNL

Favt. CD?
right now, kelly clarkson and bowling for soup

Last Movie you Watched?
no idea

Last song you sang?
"Before he cheats" by Carrie Underwood.

Do you like to dress up?
It can be fun occasionally.

How long does it take you to get ready after you get out of bed?
If I’m in a hurry, 2 minutes. If I’m not, 30 minutes.

Describe your type of dude/girl ?
sweet, funny, sensitive, caring, generous, hard working

Will you Love Him/Her?
i do

Do you really understand what Love is?
i think so

How many pairs of jeans do you have?
5 or so

Do you want to get married in a church?
i didn't

Shower in the morning or night?
I prefer night I dont' get up earlier to shower i like my sleep

Is there ever a justified reason to lie?yeah

Favorite Disney movie?
Finding Nemo

Favorite movie?
Devil wears prada

Have you already met the love of your life?
yes

Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?
I think so

Ever thought you were gay?
no

Are you a good girlfriend/boyfriend?
i hope so

Hats or no hats?
no hats

Do you fall for people easily?
depends

Is it hard for you to open up to people?
completely, yes

Do you watch what you eat?
I try

Is this true "an eye for an eye?"
no

"All's fair in love and war"?
no

"True love never dies"
yes

If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?
I’d lose weight.

Mom or dad?
i can't go there right now.

How long have you known your best friend?
5 years or so

What’s your favorite meal of the day?
dinner

Do you have any secrets?
Sure, everyone does.

What is your worst fear?failing

Do you play hard to get?
no

Are you hard to get?
no

Do you like the chase?
ugh

Do you use an umbrella?
not much

Night or day?
both

Republican or Democrat?
nada

Do you like our president?
no

Do you consider yourself 'nice'?
yes.

How do you want to Die?
old in my sleep

What should you be doing right now?
nothing in particular.