Twin Talk

From time to time I plan to post conversations I have had with my twin sister. I'll do this for a couple of reasons.

1. I think they are funny.
2. She's the only person who reads my blog regularly right now.
3. I want to remember these exchanges.

So, without further ado, a text message exchange from last night:

Me: OMG Jim Carrey is dating one of the ANTM girls! Can you guess who?

Twin: Well, Adrienne is still married. Eva?

Me: Nope

Twin: Not Nicole?

Me: Nope. Not a winner.

Twin: Blind girl? Amanda?

Me: No, she's married and has a baby and she's totally blind now (yeah it's bad that I know this much about these girls) Think Caridee's season, but not Melrose.

Twin: Man-face? One of the twins? Indian Girl? Rock n Roll girl?

Me: Dingdingding! Anchal, the Indian girl.

Twin: She's hot. I don't blame him.

Me: LOL yeah Adam agrees. He says she has a nice rack. Wish you had come over tonight, we're gonna watch Vampires Suck.

Twin: Damn! You could have called! I still want to watch Easy A.

Me: We haven't started it yet, you can come over if you want

Twin: I'll pass, it's too cold to go out again

Me: No prob. Let me know when you want to come over for Easy A.

Twin: Soon! Love you sissyface!

Me: Love you too!

Twin: I'm so glad you're my twin. You're the best!

Me: Aw you just made my day! I feel the same way! You da best!

Twin: I'm pretty effing awesome :)

Me: Awesome? You're legend--

Twin: Wait for it!

Me: --Dary!

Twin: Heeeee! Oh and guess what.......Bulbous Guess I should explain this one....it's a word she says in a specific way that makes me giggle like a little girl!

Me: Hee! Know what else?...........It's my butthole! Wow didn't realize there were so many inside jokes here. This one is something we made up about my cat Dobby, who loves to climb up on you and stick his butt in your face

Twin: Heeeeee! Know what else what else? Hootchie Suckmuffin!

Me: With a side of peckerhead!

Twin: If we were around each other we would have the worst giggles right now!

Me: I know! We may have to repeat this conversation....actually it's going on my blog.

Twin: Lulz