Here is a conversation had by twin and I, plus my older sister a few minutes ago. I admit, it's pretty un-classy, so be warned. Also, explanation, Twin says the word bulbous to me randomly because it makes me giggle uncontrollably.
Twin: I'm so pissed off that they are making a new Arthur movie.
Me: I know! There wasn't anything wrong with the original.
Twin: I even liked Liza Minelli in it.
Me: I forgot she was in that. I hate Russell Brand. He's icky!
Twin: I know! I look at him and I'm like, "Great! I have an STD now!"
Twin: He's like gonorrhea.
Me: He TOTALLY is!!!
Twin: No, he's like chlamydia!
Older sister: Is he like genital warts?
Twin: No, because genital warts are hidden sometimes and Russell Brand is always up your business, burn and itching and making your cooch smell funny.
Me: *more rotflmao*
Twin: Oh and also, bulbous.
Me: *dies from laughing*