1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before? Got Knocked Up!
2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I don't think I made any. I probably wanted to lose weight. Which I did. Then I gained some back. Then I got preggers and lost a bunch. Now I've gained some. So all in all I'm around where I started.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Lots! My s-i-l and a bunch of friends and friends of friend. And I will pretty soon.
4. Did anyone close to you die? My grandma.
5. What countries did you visit? the great land of nowheresville
6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008? A new career path and a baby.
7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? The day in May when I found out I was pregnant.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? the baby.
9. What was your biggest failure? work I guess
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? I've been sick to death from pregnancy, but other than that...
11. What was the best thing you bought? nothing springs to mind. I guess the Explorer, cause now we have two cars.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration? My family for putting up with pregnant me.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? many many people
14. Where did most of your money go? living expenses
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? baby
16. What song will always remind you of 2008? Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer? Probably happier, a lot fatter but that's cause of baby, and about the same
18. What do you wish you’d done more of? dunno
19. What do you wish you’d done less of? dunno
20. How did you spend Christmas? at home, then f-i-l and s-i-l
21. Did you fall in love in 2008? I am
22. What was your favorite TV program? Project Runway, ANTM
23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? nah
24. What was the best book you read? i read to many to remember
25. What was your greatest musical discovery? Taylor Swift
26. What did you want and get? baby
27. What did you want and not get? a new job
28. What was your favorite film of this year? was juno this year
29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I don't think I did anything exciting. I turned 26
30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? money and not having to work
31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008? comfy? fits? good to go
32. What kept you sane? family and friends
33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? fancy? Lol
34. What political issue stirred you the most? I'm not into politics
35. Who did you miss? my grandma, grandpa and Aunt Ruth.
36. Who was the best new person you met? I haven't met anyone really significant
37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008. letitgo
38. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. “I been spending way too much time checking my tongue in the mirror/and bending over backwards just to try and see clearer.” (Can't top that)
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Bop it!
I've become a virtual punching bag, from the inside. I swear my little booger is kicking my bladder and my ribs simultaneously. How he's managing it, I don't know. He has excellent timing.
I don't remember what feeling "normal" is like anymore. Granted, with my many health issues, I don't feel "normal" but really my own version of it. "As good as it gets" type of thing. But I'll complain about that a lot less now that I know what it feels like to be pregnant. Like for example, stairs have never been my friend. I'm not in great shape in the best of times and I have bad knees and a bad back, so stairs generally hurt. But now? I would be willing to swear they are sneaking in extra stairs at work every night. I'm exhausted by the time I climb them. And that's first thing in the morning. And my comfy bed is suddenly not so comfy. No matter what I do, my back kills and forces me to roll over every hour or so. Not so conducive to a good nights sleep.
I don't want to complain too much, because I feel light years better than I did at the beginning of the pregnancy, and I know it's going to get much worse in the third. But really, I'm already getting tired of being pregnant. As much as the though of having a little being here that I'm totally responsible for freaks me out, I'm also excited as hell about it. I'm trying not to let myself think about if I can handle it or not. I will when I have to.
I start my little newborn class next week. I have a lot to learn in only four classes. Four classes are supposed to last me 18+ years? Thank goodness for Grandmas and Aunts.
I don't remember what feeling "normal" is like anymore. Granted, with my many health issues, I don't feel "normal" but really my own version of it. "As good as it gets" type of thing. But I'll complain about that a lot less now that I know what it feels like to be pregnant. Like for example, stairs have never been my friend. I'm not in great shape in the best of times and I have bad knees and a bad back, so stairs generally hurt. But now? I would be willing to swear they are sneaking in extra stairs at work every night. I'm exhausted by the time I climb them. And that's first thing in the morning. And my comfy bed is suddenly not so comfy. No matter what I do, my back kills and forces me to roll over every hour or so. Not so conducive to a good nights sleep.
I don't want to complain too much, because I feel light years better than I did at the beginning of the pregnancy, and I know it's going to get much worse in the third. But really, I'm already getting tired of being pregnant. As much as the though of having a little being here that I'm totally responsible for freaks me out, I'm also excited as hell about it. I'm trying not to let myself think about if I can handle it or not. I will when I have to.
I start my little newborn class next week. I have a lot to learn in only four classes. Four classes are supposed to last me 18+ years? Thank goodness for Grandmas and Aunts.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
My public insists
So I'm back. Yeah, it's been almost a year. But my adoring public insists that I should resurrect this blog. My adoring public is my twin sister, probably the only one to ever read this, but most of the time I'll pretend that others might stumble upon it. So I re-read some of my old posts and decided they were kinda funny. So why not? Maybe I won't right anything worth reading, but so what?
So updates. The biggest one is that I'm about 6 months preggers. It's the weirdest, best, worst experience of my life. I was less than 5 weeks pregnant when morning sickness started and I still get it if I even think about not taking the RX drug that keeps it somewhat at bay. At best, it's tolerable nausea and no appetite. I'm suddenly a complete vegetarian. I can't eat meat or eggs. The only caffeine I indulge in is the occasional frozen coke (okay a little more than occasional. They are my first official craving), or a little chocolate. I lost more than 15 lbs during the first part of my pregnancy. I've since gained back 7 lbs. At one point, I was sleeping 10 or 11 hours a night and was still tired in the morning!
It's also super cool. I'm having tons of fun picking out things and planning the new baby's room. This will be a boy, his name will be Tyler Nicholas. And he's just starting to make his presence known by little kicks and jabs. WEIRD! He pops around a few times a day for a few minutes at a time around my belly button. It feels strange!
That's the most consuming part of my life currently. I'm sure it might lend itself to some interesting blogs. We shall see!
So updates. The biggest one is that I'm about 6 months preggers. It's the weirdest, best, worst experience of my life. I was less than 5 weeks pregnant when morning sickness started and I still get it if I even think about not taking the RX drug that keeps it somewhat at bay. At best, it's tolerable nausea and no appetite. I'm suddenly a complete vegetarian. I can't eat meat or eggs. The only caffeine I indulge in is the occasional frozen coke (okay a little more than occasional. They are my first official craving), or a little chocolate. I lost more than 15 lbs during the first part of my pregnancy. I've since gained back 7 lbs. At one point, I was sleeping 10 or 11 hours a night and was still tired in the morning!
It's also super cool. I'm having tons of fun picking out things and planning the new baby's room. This will be a boy, his name will be Tyler Nicholas. And he's just starting to make his presence known by little kicks and jabs. WEIRD! He pops around a few times a day for a few minutes at a time around my belly button. It feels strange!
That's the most consuming part of my life currently. I'm sure it might lend itself to some interesting blogs. We shall see!
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Thanksgiving Survey
Thanksgiving Survey
My laziness knows no bounds. Hell with it.
How intensely do you celebrate Thanksgiving, on a 1-10 scale?
Well we have been pretty low key the last few years and even more so this year, but we kick it in the food department, so i guess an 8?
1. What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving?
eating all day without feeling bad about it
2. Do you eat Turkey? What foods are on your table every year?
Actually, no, I don't. It's a texture thing. I've never liked it. I concentrate on the veggies, rolls, mashed potatoes and of course pumpkin pie
3. What are your Thanksgiving traditions, is there something you do every year?
Dinner somewhere. This year it's here. My immediate family usually spends the day together, watching a movie, helping with the meal, etc.
4. Do you watch the Macy's Day Parade?
not really
5. What are you thankful for?
My family and friends, my pets, Adam, my "health", my job I don't hate, and my new house etc.
6. Do you go shopping on Black Friday -the next day?
I tried last year. crowds make me crazy. I'd venture out if there was something I had to have, but usually I steer clear. I'll have to do that enough once I have kids that want the toy of the year.
7. Do you celebrate Buy Nothing Day?
Yes
8. Do you watch football at home?
Not really, but the Colts are playing tonight, so Adam will have it one.
9. Do you have a favorite Thanksgiving Memory?
Nothing specific. Mostly going to my grandparents. It was always the same, a good meal, playing with my cousins (I remember a lot of glasses fogging up cause we went in and out of the cold), someone getting in a fight with someone, that kind of thing
10. It's not Thanksgiving without...
family
11. What will be different about this Thanksgiving?
It's the first year since my parents divorce. That'll be really different.
My laziness knows no bounds. Hell with it.
How intensely do you celebrate Thanksgiving, on a 1-10 scale?
Well we have been pretty low key the last few years and even more so this year, but we kick it in the food department, so i guess an 8?
1. What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving?
eating all day without feeling bad about it
2. Do you eat Turkey? What foods are on your table every year?
Actually, no, I don't. It's a texture thing. I've never liked it. I concentrate on the veggies, rolls, mashed potatoes and of course pumpkin pie
3. What are your Thanksgiving traditions, is there something you do every year?
Dinner somewhere. This year it's here. My immediate family usually spends the day together, watching a movie, helping with the meal, etc.
4. Do you watch the Macy's Day Parade?
not really
5. What are you thankful for?
My family and friends, my pets, Adam, my "health", my job I don't hate, and my new house etc.
6. Do you go shopping on Black Friday -the next day?
I tried last year. crowds make me crazy. I'd venture out if there was something I had to have, but usually I steer clear. I'll have to do that enough once I have kids that want the toy of the year.
7. Do you celebrate Buy Nothing Day?
Yes
8. Do you watch football at home?
Not really, but the Colts are playing tonight, so Adam will have it one.
9. Do you have a favorite Thanksgiving Memory?
Nothing specific. Mostly going to my grandparents. It was always the same, a good meal, playing with my cousins (I remember a lot of glasses fogging up cause we went in and out of the cold), someone getting in a fight with someone, that kind of thing
10. It's not Thanksgiving without...
family
11. What will be different about this Thanksgiving?
It's the first year since my parents divorce. That'll be really different.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Scary Survey
Scariest Survey EVER
Would you rather...
1.) Be able to comsume fatty foods without gaining weight OR be able to have unprotected sex without getting sexual diseases?
Ew. BLTs not STDs.
2.) Be able to communicate with animals, but only the nerds OR be able to read people's minds but only when they are thinking about aluminum siding topics and issues?
Easy. Animals. I've always been considered a nerd.
3.) Have a knack for model train set-ups but have an irresistible urge to punch people named Mildred in the breast and thighs OR be able to make anything shiny but be unable to refrain from making the tug boat gesture and sound any time an overweight person enters a room?
Number one, since I don’t know anyone named Mildred, and if I did, they might deserve it.--WORD
4.) During sex, be able to read the mind of the person you are having sex with OR be able to hit you or your partner's G-spot by finding Waldo in a Where's Waldo book? (each page used only once)
The mind reading thing encompasses both, n'est pas? Sorry I'm on a french kick. Use it or lose it. It means, "Is is not?"
5.)Every hour on the hour, change which gender you are attracted to OR turn your sexual partner into Tony Danza when you climax, and then turn them back to themselves the next time you have sex with them?
I'm not that okay with either one, since I happen to be straight. However, I'm fine with alternative lifestyles and not so fine with creppy old guys, so we'll go with A.
6.)Have your mom have to put on your condom like she was dressing you as a child OR never be able to call your spouse by the same name twice?
MMkkay Mom and condom should never appear in the same sentence, so I have no choice but to go with B.
7.)Have to use condoms that come in a wrapper where you have to finish the crossword puzzle before it can be opened OR be unable to shake the image of Meadowlark Lemon during all sexual congress?
The puzzle would be part of the fun! Plus, I'm married. I technically don't have to use a condom. And, there are other forms of bc if I got tired of puzzles
8.) Never be able to experience orgasm OR perpetually experience orgasm?
B hands down.
9.) Attract swarms of fireflies when aroused OR have the sound of microphone feedback intermittently emanating from your crotch?
LMAO, I can't say it better, twin: Feedback from my crotch would be hilarious.
10.) Your penis/breasts increase in size by 10 percent each year OR decrease in size by 2 percent each year?
Crap that's hard. I would hate to be bigger chested, but Adam's a boob man. I guess B, since it's only 2% a year. He'd get to enjoy them until they started sagging anyways.
11.) Vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
MS Help blows but I have to work sometime Option B.
12.) Have Bettie Davis eyes OR Charles Manson eyes?
Ew A.
13.) Be able to simulate the voice of anybody you meet OR simulate the hair?
I could make serious bank by simulating voices. I’ll take it. AGAIN I SAY WORD!
14.) Be able to achieve orgasm at will OR be able to make anyone other than yourself achieve orgasm at your will?
Others, how cool would that be? "Ding! You can thank me later." This was the last person’s answer, but I couldn’t change it. Perfect. I will have to second that earlier response. Although I was going to be totally selfish.
15.) Have taste buds all over your body OR have a malleable stress-ball head?
Stress ball head. I love those things!!!
16.)Have an ever-changing tattoo that takes the form of whatever image you will it be OR be able to psychically see anybody's internet browser history when looking at them?
Changing tattoo would rock!
17.) Have Gatorade saliva OR be able to murmur fluently in twelve languages?
me no likey gatorade. Beaucoup de culture!!!
18.) Be able to insist on paying for the check but never actually get stuck with it OR know exactly what the person on the other end of the phone looks like simply by hearing their voice?
The first one. :)
19.) Slide naked down a fire man's pole covered with tacks into a pool of scotch OR cheese-grate the skin off your left forearm
The second, but I’m weeping for either.
20.) Chew a used condom as gum for an hour OR have all your pubic hairs become ingrown? GAH!!! I think i have to say...oh crap man. B I guess but GAWD!
21.) Sleep a night on a bed of peanut butter OR next to a humidifier full of urine?
Peanut butter. What sick bastard wrote this survey.
22.) Have invisible skin OR see in strobe light?
See in strobe light. Then I could just gouge my eyes out. --Word. The only option.
23.) Have an intense urge to whisper sweet nothings into the ears of bus drivers as you pay your fare OR have parents who affectionately refer to you as "anal cakes"? Ew. I'm walking. A.
24.) Have permanent Cheetoh residue on your fingertips OR appear as Shemp of the three stooges in all photographs?
Cheetoh residue, as long as it didn’t get on my clothes or others. AGREED
25.) Have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street's Elmo hand puppet?
It would be A, because I refuse to violate my childhood. AGAIN, I must concur.
Would your rather your only porn be......
1.) 6 second clips of hot people OR 2 minute clips of moderately attractive people? 2 minutes. I can’t get anything done in 6 seconds.
2.) Verbose, subtle erotic fiction OR pornographic Magic Eye 3D pictures? The first one. (Am I really going to post this in my blog?!)
3.) Animal Nature documentaries OR suggestive cloud formations? Cloud formations are much more fun.
4.) Geometric shapes OR family reunion pictures? SHAPES. No family EVER.
Again, I can't do better than this.
Would you rather live in a world....
1.) Where women were given equal pay, opportunity, and access to jobs OR where men experience the pains of the birth process along with women?
That's so hard. Can't I have B, just for one day??? My wallet says A.
2.) Where there was a rapper-like East Coast/West Coast feud of mimes OR where the pledge of allegiance was changed to the lyrics to "Eye of the Tiger"?
Stupid. A.
3.) Where Teletubbies were a common species of creature that lived in the wild OR where there were evil, bizzaro arch-enemy versions of ourselves?
I think Teletubbies scare me more than enemy-types.
4.) Where the convention of singing "Happy Birthday" was replaced with "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by Bachman Turner Overdrive OR where congressional debate was settled by dodgeball contests?
Dodgeball! Helltotheyeah!!
5.) Without skin moisturizer OR without cream cheese?
Cream cheese. I have really dry skin.
(Guys) Would you rather have sex with....
1.) Hillary Clinton OR Natalie from Facts of Life? (This doesn’t apply to me, but Natalie. At least she was my age-ish.)
2.) Jessica Rabbit OR Daphne from Scooby Doo? (Duh, Jessica Rabbit.)
3.) Venus Williams OR Sheryl Crow if she spoke in the voice of an old Jewish man? (Sheryl Crow, I’d tape her mouth shut.) WoRD
Ladies...Would you rather have sex with...
1.) Bryant Gumble OR Weird Al Yankovic?
Bryant Gumble. Al might creep me out in that sitch.
2.) Alex Trebec OR Larry David?
That's sad. I don't know who Larry David is.
3.) Johnny Depp without a leg OR Tom Selleck without a moustache?
DUH Johnny's a hottie with a body, legs or no legs.
Immoral Dilemmas
1.) You are walking down the street and see an open briefcase with $1,000 in it. Across the street there is a police station. Do you spend it on whores or crack?
Stupid. I want neither drugs nor whores.
2.) You're driving at night and hit a dog. No one witnesses you hitting the dog. Do you bake or broil it?
This section sucks. I would cry
3.) You're waiting at a red light at 4 am. There isn't a car in sight. No one would see if you ran the light. Do you masturbate with your left or right hand?
Wha?! Wait ‘til I got home, Mr. Icky Survey! (ROTFLMAO I can't change that.)
Oh I need a shower after that. So sorry, but it was long so I can't not post it.
Would you rather...
1.) Be able to comsume fatty foods without gaining weight OR be able to have unprotected sex without getting sexual diseases?
Ew. BLTs not STDs.
2.) Be able to communicate with animals, but only the nerds OR be able to read people's minds but only when they are thinking about aluminum siding topics and issues?
Easy. Animals. I've always been considered a nerd.
3.) Have a knack for model train set-ups but have an irresistible urge to punch people named Mildred in the breast and thighs OR be able to make anything shiny but be unable to refrain from making the tug boat gesture and sound any time an overweight person enters a room?
Number one, since I don’t know anyone named Mildred, and if I did, they might deserve it.--WORD
4.) During sex, be able to read the mind of the person you are having sex with OR be able to hit you or your partner's G-spot by finding Waldo in a Where's Waldo book? (each page used only once)
The mind reading thing encompasses both, n'est pas? Sorry I'm on a french kick. Use it or lose it. It means, "Is is not?"
5.)Every hour on the hour, change which gender you are attracted to OR turn your sexual partner into Tony Danza when you climax, and then turn them back to themselves the next time you have sex with them?
I'm not that okay with either one, since I happen to be straight. However, I'm fine with alternative lifestyles and not so fine with creppy old guys, so we'll go with A.
6.)Have your mom have to put on your condom like she was dressing you as a child OR never be able to call your spouse by the same name twice?
MMkkay Mom and condom should never appear in the same sentence, so I have no choice but to go with B.
7.)Have to use condoms that come in a wrapper where you have to finish the crossword puzzle before it can be opened OR be unable to shake the image of Meadowlark Lemon during all sexual congress?
The puzzle would be part of the fun! Plus, I'm married. I technically don't have to use a condom. And, there are other forms of bc if I got tired of puzzles
8.) Never be able to experience orgasm OR perpetually experience orgasm?
B hands down.
9.) Attract swarms of fireflies when aroused OR have the sound of microphone feedback intermittently emanating from your crotch?
LMAO, I can't say it better, twin: Feedback from my crotch would be hilarious.
10.) Your penis/breasts increase in size by 10 percent each year OR decrease in size by 2 percent each year?
Crap that's hard. I would hate to be bigger chested, but Adam's a boob man. I guess B, since it's only 2% a year. He'd get to enjoy them until they started sagging anyways.
11.) Vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
MS Help blows but I have to work sometime Option B.
12.) Have Bettie Davis eyes OR Charles Manson eyes?
Ew A.
13.) Be able to simulate the voice of anybody you meet OR simulate the hair?
I could make serious bank by simulating voices. I’ll take it. AGAIN I SAY WORD!
14.) Be able to achieve orgasm at will OR be able to make anyone other than yourself achieve orgasm at your will?
Others, how cool would that be? "Ding! You can thank me later." This was the last person’s answer, but I couldn’t change it. Perfect. I will have to second that earlier response. Although I was going to be totally selfish.
15.) Have taste buds all over your body OR have a malleable stress-ball head?
Stress ball head. I love those things!!!
16.)Have an ever-changing tattoo that takes the form of whatever image you will it be OR be able to psychically see anybody's internet browser history when looking at them?
Changing tattoo would rock!
17.) Have Gatorade saliva OR be able to murmur fluently in twelve languages?
me no likey gatorade. Beaucoup de culture!!!
18.) Be able to insist on paying for the check but never actually get stuck with it OR know exactly what the person on the other end of the phone looks like simply by hearing their voice?
The first one. :)
19.) Slide naked down a fire man's pole covered with tacks into a pool of scotch OR cheese-grate the skin off your left forearm
The second, but I’m weeping for either.
20.) Chew a used condom as gum for an hour OR have all your pubic hairs become ingrown? GAH!!! I think i have to say...oh crap man. B I guess but GAWD!
21.) Sleep a night on a bed of peanut butter OR next to a humidifier full of urine?
Peanut butter. What sick bastard wrote this survey.
22.) Have invisible skin OR see in strobe light?
See in strobe light. Then I could just gouge my eyes out. --Word. The only option.
23.) Have an intense urge to whisper sweet nothings into the ears of bus drivers as you pay your fare OR have parents who affectionately refer to you as "anal cakes"? Ew. I'm walking. A.
24.) Have permanent Cheetoh residue on your fingertips OR appear as Shemp of the three stooges in all photographs?
Cheetoh residue, as long as it didn’t get on my clothes or others. AGREED
25.) Have commercial interruptions during masturbation fantasies OR have to masturbate with the mandatory use of a Sesame Street's Elmo hand puppet?
It would be A, because I refuse to violate my childhood. AGAIN, I must concur.
Would your rather your only porn be......
1.) 6 second clips of hot people OR 2 minute clips of moderately attractive people? 2 minutes. I can’t get anything done in 6 seconds.
2.) Verbose, subtle erotic fiction OR pornographic Magic Eye 3D pictures? The first one. (Am I really going to post this in my blog?!)
3.) Animal Nature documentaries OR suggestive cloud formations? Cloud formations are much more fun.
4.) Geometric shapes OR family reunion pictures? SHAPES. No family EVER.
Again, I can't do better than this.
Would you rather live in a world....
1.) Where women were given equal pay, opportunity, and access to jobs OR where men experience the pains of the birth process along with women?
That's so hard. Can't I have B, just for one day??? My wallet says A.
2.) Where there was a rapper-like East Coast/West Coast feud of mimes OR where the pledge of allegiance was changed to the lyrics to "Eye of the Tiger"?
Stupid. A.
3.) Where Teletubbies were a common species of creature that lived in the wild OR where there were evil, bizzaro arch-enemy versions of ourselves?
I think Teletubbies scare me more than enemy-types.
4.) Where the convention of singing "Happy Birthday" was replaced with "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by Bachman Turner Overdrive OR where congressional debate was settled by dodgeball contests?
Dodgeball! Helltotheyeah!!
5.) Without skin moisturizer OR without cream cheese?
Cream cheese. I have really dry skin.
(Guys) Would you rather have sex with....
1.) Hillary Clinton OR Natalie from Facts of Life? (This doesn’t apply to me, but Natalie. At least she was my age-ish.)
2.) Jessica Rabbit OR Daphne from Scooby Doo? (Duh, Jessica Rabbit.)
3.) Venus Williams OR Sheryl Crow if she spoke in the voice of an old Jewish man? (Sheryl Crow, I’d tape her mouth shut.) WoRD
Ladies...Would you rather have sex with...
1.) Bryant Gumble OR Weird Al Yankovic?
Bryant Gumble. Al might creep me out in that sitch.
2.) Alex Trebec OR Larry David?
That's sad. I don't know who Larry David is.
3.) Johnny Depp without a leg OR Tom Selleck without a moustache?
DUH Johnny's a hottie with a body, legs or no legs.
Immoral Dilemmas
1.) You are walking down the street and see an open briefcase with $1,000 in it. Across the street there is a police station. Do you spend it on whores or crack?
Stupid. I want neither drugs nor whores.
2.) You're driving at night and hit a dog. No one witnesses you hitting the dog. Do you bake or broil it?
This section sucks. I would cry
3.) You're waiting at a red light at 4 am. There isn't a car in sight. No one would see if you ran the light. Do you masturbate with your left or right hand?
Wha?! Wait ‘til I got home, Mr. Icky Survey! (ROTFLMAO I can't change that.)
Oh I need a shower after that. So sorry, but it was long so I can't not post it.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Quelle heure et-il?
Yeah showing off my mad French skills there. Translation: What time is it?
Answer: I have no fricken clue.
So I'm in Missouri, which is like an hour off Indy. Or something. See, Daylight savings time is a new thing in Indy. I don't know why I'm explaining this, seeing as my sis is the only one that really reads this and she lives there too. But anyways. Indy never changed clocks until last year. Then this year, they decided to wait and change the clocks later in the year than the rest of the country. So they changed last Saturday. So now I don't know what time it is.
It's...well I think it's 5:30 here. See, my alarm clock at the hotel says that. My computer says 6;30. My cell phone says 5:30. And my rental car says 6:30.
I hate time.
Je detest l'heure.
Answer: I have no fricken clue.
So I'm in Missouri, which is like an hour off Indy. Or something. See, Daylight savings time is a new thing in Indy. I don't know why I'm explaining this, seeing as my sis is the only one that really reads this and she lives there too. But anyways. Indy never changed clocks until last year. Then this year, they decided to wait and change the clocks later in the year than the rest of the country. So they changed last Saturday. So now I don't know what time it is.
It's...well I think it's 5:30 here. See, my alarm clock at the hotel says that. My computer says 6;30. My cell phone says 5:30. And my rental car says 6:30.
I hate time.
Je detest l'heure.
Joseph, how can we ever say...
Yeah that song's gonna be in my head now. Random fact about me: I still no every word to the score from "Joseph". I was doing a puzzle the other day where you had to name colors starting or ending with a particular letter and I sang the coat song to come up with them.
So back to my point. I'm in St. Joseph, MO for work. Training that I don't need but whatever. My company likes to waste money sending us places and since they were the reason for my first airplane flight last year, I won't complain too much. But I will complain a little:
Dear Company I work for,
Why are you spending the money to send me here, but not ponying up the extra dough to give us laptops to use. You do realize that this will put us in a big pile of dog doo when we get back? I can't get anything done because you also put our email on server that you can't get from the public internet. I shall be cursing you on friday when I get back and have 500 emails.
Thanks for being cheap and wasteful, all at the same time.
Your disgruntled (but not too much, don't fire me) employee
And who knew that Missouri had this many hills?
So back to my point. I'm in St. Joseph, MO for work. Training that I don't need but whatever. My company likes to waste money sending us places and since they were the reason for my first airplane flight last year, I won't complain too much. But I will complain a little:
Dear Company I work for,
Why are you spending the money to send me here, but not ponying up the extra dough to give us laptops to use. You do realize that this will put us in a big pile of dog doo when we get back? I can't get anything done because you also put our email on server that you can't get from the public internet. I shall be cursing you on friday when I get back and have 500 emails.
Thanks for being cheap and wasteful, all at the same time.
Your disgruntled (but not too much, don't fire me) employee
And who knew that Missouri had this many hills?
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